The State-Funded Vagina

You are probably wondering what the heck! You should be! It seems some feminist think their vaginas should be state funded, yet, they don’t want the government in their vagina’s! They can’t have it both ways!

You don’t want the government telling you what you can and can’t do with your body, but you think birth control and probably abortions should be free.  I think your abortions should be paid in full by the person getting one. If it’s not medically needed your insurance shouldn’t cover it either, after all, it’s YOUR CHOICE! That would be like me demanding my insurance remove an ugly mole off my face that is not affecting my health in any way other than my own damn vanity issues. Why should I expect tax payers to pay for that?

So let’s break a few things down to reality.

This right here…  What man gets razors for free? I would love to be enlightened on this since I want to sign my husband up for this “man right” he is obviously missing out on. Do we get a refund for all the razors too due to our “ignorance” of this federally funded razor program?

Nothing in life is free, get over yourself! If you are low income and on state-funded insurance, all this is free to you anyways! Guess what sweetie, prostate exams are not free either. Most of this is covered by insurance already, and a lot of birth control are covered by insurance and even some pharmacies have birth control pills on their $4 or $10 formularies. Just because the birth control you want maybe not covered, pick something that is.. I know that’s a harsh reality, return to your safe space for a little you will be okay.

We are WOMAN. WE WANT EQUAL RIGHTS! How will we achieve this, By being SEXIST! P.S.. If I have any drug manufacturers who happen to stumble across this, can you make birth control chocolate flavored?

Hands off my private property uterus, but PAY FOR IT!  We will just ignore the other woman because now that she is internet famous wanting to cut off penises pretty sure she won’t have to worry about reproducing as no one in his right mind is going to trust her.

And human decency is once again thrown out the window. Whatever happened to being held accountable for your actions? So you want to be able to get abortions on demand? The only thing this sign is missing is the “And Free To” part.

Don’t worry… Mission Accomplished!