Category: Spout Off

The State-Funded Vagina #NotAFeminist

The State-Funded Vagina

You are probably wondering what the heck! You should be! It seems some feminist think their vaginas should be state funded, yet, they don’t want the government in their vagina’s! They can’t have it both ways!

You don’t want the government telling you what you can and can’t do with your body, but you think birth control and probably abortions should be free.  I think your abortions should be paid in full by the person getting one. If it’s not medically needed your insurance shouldn’t cover it either, after all, it’s YOUR CHOICE! That would be like me demanding my insurance remove an ugly mole off my face that is not affecting my health in any way other than my own damn vanity issues. Why should I expect tax payers to pay for that?

So let’s break a few things down to reality.

This right here…  What man gets razors for free? I would love to be enlightened on this since I want to sign my husband up for this “man right” he is obviously missing out on. Do we get a refund for all the razors too due to our “ignorance” of this federally funded razor program?

Nothing in life is free, get over yourself! If you are low income and on state-funded insurance, all this is free to you anyways! Guess what sweetie, prostate exams are not free either. Most of this is covered by insurance already, and a lot of birth control are covered by insurance and even some pharmacies have birth control pills on their $4 or $10 formularies. Just because the birth control you want maybe not covered, pick something that is.. I know that’s a harsh reality, return to your safe space for a little you will be okay.

We are WOMAN. WE WANT EQUAL RIGHTS! How will we achieve this, By being SEXIST! P.S.. If I have any drug manufacturers who happen to stumble across this, can you make birth control chocolate flavored?

Hands off my private property uterus, but PAY FOR IT!  We will just ignore the other woman because now that she is internet famous wanting to cut off penises pretty sure she won’t have to worry about reproducing as no one in his right mind is going to trust her.

And human decency is once again thrown out the window. Whatever happened to being held accountable for your actions? So you want to be able to get abortions on demand? The only thing this sign is missing is the “And Free To” part.

Don’t worry… Mission Accomplished!



I am not a feminist! #NotMyMarch #Values

I am not a feminist!

This may enrage some females, but that’s okay because if they are truly standing up for women’s right this is mine to feel the way I do.
I don’t need women wearing a fake vagina as suits or hat standing up for my rights. We obviously don’t have the same convictions. I would never be caught screaming pussy power, or nasty woman.  I am one of those women who feel I have no fewer rights than my husband.

I am able to vote, I have a voice and I carry myself in a respectful way that people respect me.  I am one of those women who feel she has a place in this world and it’s a comfortable place. I have worked, I have gone to college, I choose to raise my kids in a home setting.

I have never been so disgusted at the levels some of these women dropped to when it came to the words they spewed, the signs they held, or the actions they took. You made women look bad. The videos alone that are circulating youtube are disgusting. Is this what you set out to do? To alienate women who would rather be known for class and respect!

Seriously, as a woman who can take you seriously with a large vagina attaché to your head, screaming pussy power. You don’t want to be sexualized, so you wore a pussy on your head? I don’t understand this way of “feminist” thinking, I am glad I don’t personally! I am glad I was raised in a way I would never think to run out in search of what local store sells pussy hats!

This to me was a huge set back in your goals to whatever you think you feel you deserve! It was tacky and classless.

Are these the right you want:

These are sayings off signs from a simple google search

“Nasty women keep fighting”  <– Obviously, nasty, because I saw no class!

“Protect Abortion Access”  <– is this how you view your vagina? As an access to abortion????????

“This pussy grabs back”  <– Classy, you don’t like what he said, but you will certainly say it back.

“A Woman’s Place Is In the Resistance”  <– Judging by all the small children brought to the march staring at women wearing vagina hats, I would say your place is at home protecting your children from seeing a bunch of women running around wearing vagina’s.

“Keep your paws off my powerful pussy”  <– You say you don’t want to use your pussy to get ahead, yet, your throwing around its pretty powerful, the only powerful about a pussy is the ability to shrink back after childbirth!

“My Pussy Has Teeth” <– Might want to see a doctor about that!

“This Feminist has balls” <– Judging by the picture we are not disputing this one.

“The Future is Females” <– I am assuming men are going to be farmed for procreation only according this woman’s thoughts

“If Mary had had an abortion we wouldn’t be in this mess” <– you’re standing up for our rights? I guess that doesn’t include women who have Christian rights!

“Malice Toward None” <– Unless you are Donald Trump, a Pro-Life supporter or a Christian.

“Stop the war on women” <–  WHAT??? Huh???

“I’m a woman not a womb” <– how about we don’t live in the dark ages, get yourself on birth control and if you have an oops moment take the morning after pill. Abortion was never meant to be your birth control.

I am pretty sure you get the point with the signs. I didn’t even dig deep to bring you the types of signs poor kids had to carry. You know these kids who had no choice but to have their parents beliefs pushed on them, the ones they didn’t abort. I am not a feminist, I am a woman who already feels she has the same rights as men!

I am curious, though, did all feminist feel this was proper?